Le service normale retourne

Euffff.
Le TLF est tres triste. Pas de football pour la last 48 heures. C’est ne pas normale. No choix but to follow le fallout from a double Brexit. TLF’s suggestion is that Gareth Southgate becomes leader of the Labour Party, Jeremy Corbyn becomes manager of Ingurland and Roy Hodgson becomes PM (he knows how to leave Europe after all).

Even Mr TLF has been asking, “ou est le foot?” Mais that might be pas que if footy is on then TLF is at least quiet and unable to commit la mischief.

But, as they dit, according to M. TLF, dans la Londres. “HOLD TIGHT!”

Le tourne est vivante et kicking aujourd’hui. Le foot retourne……. Malheureusement le TLF avez managed la diary tres mal.

Elle est treble booked:
1. Le pub avec ses aimes
2. Le view privee a un galerie d’art
3. Poland v Portugal

Merde!

But that is what iPads and headphones are for…..Any port(!) in a storm, even if me and Mr TLF are poles (!!) apart on the likely outcome. Mr TLF is all Ronaldo’d up. TLF is hoping that Lewndowski is going to break his tournament duckski. All Mr Jennings needs is a draw at 90 minutes and that will be another two additions to la betting slip mountain of shame.

Les quarts de finale est arrive et TLF est mort chuffed.

Just one final mention of Ingurland. Danny Baker is often VFM on the old twitter. Here is his collection from Monday evening. Priceless (I think drink may have been taken).
http://metro.co.uk/2016/06/28/f-off-worms-danny-baker-launches-incredible-twitter-attack-on-england-football-team-5970730/

La detective magnifique Maigret Fox

Fixture

C’est magnifque le foot retourne!
Poland v Portgual 8pm

Manger ou Boire? Portugal

They like their cabbage and their kale. The inspiration for their hideous change kit peut-etre?
http://www.jamieoliver.com/recipes/pork-recipes/caldo-verde/

Sing-along-a-quarter-finalist national anthem – Poland

Jeszcze Polska nie zginela,
Kiedy my zyjemy.
Co nam obca przemoc wziela,
Szabla odbierzemy.

CHORUS
Marsz, marsz, Dabrowski,
Z ziemi wloskiej do Polski,
Za twoim przewodem
Zlaczym sie z narodem.

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