Ooh la la!
C’est le first semi finale de La Coupe de Monde.
Nous avons wavez au revoir a Boris et La Brexit Bull chien, David Davis mais la football continuez!
I don’t like to jinx things but today could be a corker; two of the best footballing sides in the tournament, both with managers that haven’t always won over their teams or their supporters. Both teams questioned at the beginning of the tournament – a French team that couldn’t fire on all cylinders and a Belgium team that didn’t trust it’s manager. Well it’s worked out alright for them in the end and it feels as though tonight will be like:
Tin Tin v Asterix
Stella V Kronenburg
Poirot v Maigret
Waffles v L’escargots
Ou
Magritte v Degas
Il promisez to be magnifique!
Have un bon soir avec la television.
Franglais Fox
I rattled on earlier this tournament about the beer mats available from Weird World Cup; all in aid of football beyond borders. Well 20 different designs cost a fiver and are well worth it. Four of my favourites below; I think you should spot the incidents to which they refer. And if the picture is the wrong way round, blame the tools not the workman.