Category Archives: Lockdown

The best laid plans of TLFs

The opening weekend of the Premier League tends to follow a pattern. TLF misses it. Simples. Because it tends to coincide with the musical extravaganza and Stella fuelled shenanigans that are the Cropredy Festival. But not in 2021. Cropredy was … Continue reading

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Football is dead to me….maybe

Well okay maybe that is a small exaggeration but it is holding on by a thread. The patient started to look a bit ropey when Lesta went down a goal to 10 man Southampton. Even the equaliser barely increased the … Continue reading

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Kitchen wars: still an occasional series Part 2

He’s still got it… Exhibit A Exhibit B So where does the potato masher go? Still counting to ten and moving the masher Fox

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Redeeming Features

It’s been tough, but I know you will have been worrying about me, so just to reassure you I am now over my severe bout of PTWHDD (post traumatic West Ham defeat disorder). Symptoms are of course exacerbated with the … Continue reading

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Good Omens

As regular readers will kno, this TLF is a superstitious TLF. Lucky socks, lucky pants, lucky comestibles; blue cheeseburgers (Mighty Foxes), bacon fries (Mighty Saints). It’s not just about good luck is it though? There can be signs, portents of … Continue reading

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Tumbling down

While last weekend was all silver linings without the clouds on the football front, TLF is sad to report that here at TLF Towers we witnessed a construction tragedy in the kitchen. After a goodly seven or eight weeks of … Continue reading

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Fox in the box

Football definition: a player who when they are positioned in the penalty area is an excellent goalscorer. Lockdown definition: a TLF positioned in a house that has just taken receipt of a very large item and has too much time … Continue reading

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Insult to injuries

After Lesta got dumped out of Europe, closely followed by a bit of a spanking by Arsenal, TLF needed cheering up. Sadly the ‘injury table’ that accompanied an article on the chase for 2nd to 4th in the Premier League … Continue reading

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Hair raising

Everyone has their tipping point. Or indeed trimming point. And with TLF, it was reached last weekend. When you are used to a haircut every 5 weeks, and the last time you visited the hairdresser was 15 December, desperate times … Continue reading

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The Shrove Tuesday Cup

In a moment (and there are many) of Lockdown 3 boredom, TLF decides it was time to dip a paw in a new cookery league. Yep, 51 years young and never made a pancake. Pre-match signs were good. Team selection … Continue reading

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