I’ve been a bit of a remiss TLF.
Lockdown 3 is upon us and yet no mention of how to survive it.
So here goes. For the record:
We will not be making marmalade.
Or tik-tocking sea shanties (it’s a thing apparently)
Or baking cheesecake (the latest lockdown requires bigger comfort food than banana bread so the papers say).
Instead here at TLF Towers we will mainly be:
Pretending it’s still Christmas. Which is easy when you had to buy 2 boxes of crackers for 2 people to ensure equality of football arms.
Crackers!
And, in the interests of science, seeing how high we can build our recycling tower of current affairs. It’s a nice mixture of the Guardian and The Times, with a foundation of 442 magazines and the famous Xmas double edition of the Radio Times. The secret we believe is in alternating the fold in the paper. And we are sure you will be on the edge of your keyboards to see how high we can go. Like it or not we will keep you posted.
The potentially leaning tower of papers
Not-bored-at-all Fox