Time to check in with the leaning tower of papers (well you haven’t got much else on have you?)
TLF Construction Services are pleased to report that good progress continues to be made. The daily supply of materials is reliable, the workers continue to follow the architect’s plans to the letter and working conditions are top dollar.
Please though don’t be fooled into thinking that this is a simple project where you just bung yesterday’s paper on top of the day before’s paper. To achieve the height we are after requires a careful assessment of which way each layer should be placed and don’t get me started on how you manage the weekend building materials with their irregular sizing.
The one unforeseen challenge which wasn’t on the risk register was what to do when it rains on a Satday. Now any fule kno the tower is an indoor tower, but after a proper soaking on the Satday morning run, any fule also kno that the most effective means of drying sodden trainers is to stuff them with discarded newspapers. But these days there is no such item at TLF Towers, and it would be cheating the build to not use our full compliment of weekly papers. Only thing for it – a copy of the Daily Star, your cheapest Satday trainer dryer.
TLF perspective affected by Lockdown 3?
Never.
TLF the Builder
Onwards and upwards