While last weekend was all silver linings without the clouds on the football front, TLF is sad to report that here at TLF Towers we witnessed a construction tragedy in the kitchen. After a goodly seven or eight weeks of steady and committed build our periodical pillar came to a dramatic but graceful end.
TLF was first on the scene, to see that our newspaper column (see what I did there) had finally been defeated by gravity; going out in style with a nice spreading of debris across the kitchen floor. Gravity played its part but perhaps so did our choice of materials; the principle of ALL bits of every day’s paper being deployed was perhaps a laudable one but the reality is that the different sized weekend supplements do not make for solid foundations.
Still we made some height, it was another lockdown distraction and our builder (a real one) is now convinced TLF is a bit hatstand.
Of course in the event of disasters like this, there is aftermath to navigate; with Mr TLF feeling he had no option but to declare a recycling crisis, as our building material collection exceeded the capacity of the recycling bin. I imagine a public inquiry can not be far away.
Paper Maiche Fox