Category Archives: Match days

Ref Hall

And so to the bank holiday fixture against loathed rivals the Tudors (that’s Hemel Hempstead Town not the historical dynasty with big Henry the eighth leading the line against Pope United). Pre-match I’d already got the hump; it was a … Continue reading

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Veni, vidi, vici

Beware the Ides of March a soothsayer once told Julius Caesar. On this particular occasion however it was a Friday evening in August and the soothsaying was being done by John who issued his own portent of doom (or fata … Continue reading

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Back to skool

The football fixture Gods chose to sprinkle their fixture fairy dust on TLF for the opening weekend of the season. Lesta at home on the Satday followed by the Mighty Saints at home on the Monday evening meaning that loyalties … Continue reading

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Small (but perfectly formed) change

eBay seems a fine modern invention for the average Mr TLF needing (in no particular order) garden furniture, door knockers, paintings, bargain Todd shoes, and velux windows (“just in case” apparently). But what I hadn’t appreciated is that eBay can … Continue reading

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First it was a muttering. A muttering that became a chant. A chant that became a roar. A dream that became a reality…

“In the history of the Premier League eight teams had less than 20 points from 29 games and all eight finished bottom of the table. Lesta City took 19 points from their first 29 games and 22 points from their … Continue reading

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The Birthday Part 2: A sense of occasion

Like that tricky second album I did fear for the quality of Part Deux of the birthday trilogy. The scene was surely set for TLF to be proved right and for the “we are staying up” balloon to burst. Nigel … Continue reading

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The TLF guide to birthdays

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I have always been fairly neutral when it comes to her Madge. I am not of course referring to the popular chanteuse Madonna here but HRH. No, not Clare Balding, the other one. Liz (or Brenda as Private Eye prefer) … Continue reading

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Take a bow

The denouement of the St Albans City act of the two act (well two club) tragi-comedy that is my 2014/15 season plays out away against Hayes and Yeading. That doesn’t involve a trip to Hayes or even Yeading on the … Continue reading

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Abandon hope, all ye who enter here

We must accept finite disappointment but never lose infinite hope. Martin Luther King Junior I can only assume that Mr King was no football fan. Personally I am against hope. It is brutal, cruel and there to barbed wire-coat every … Continue reading

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Bragging rights

Plural noun Notional privileges that are gained by defeating a close rival. OR What you earn when the person you live with, whom you begged not to bet on their football team to beat yours, as that would be profiting … Continue reading

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