Less a piece of advice and more a lockdown rule for any occupants of TLF Towers who believe that domestic misdemeanours will be excused or forgiven by employing the ‘unprecedented times’ card.
Saying “but these are unprecedented times mate,” when you are caught doing any of the following will not get you off the hook:
Salad cream on everything
Stickies before 6pm
Licking knives clean of whatever they have just spread on your toast
Serving Chablis as an accompaniment to your coco pops
Step away from the fridge/drinks cabinet/cutlery if you know what is good for you.
CMF