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Retail therapy

“I will prepare and some day my chance will come” I’m not sure Abe Lincoln was talking about running his local non-league football club shop but TLF’s chance to be in loco parentis of the merchandise arrived on the evening … Continue reading

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Veni, vidi, vici

Melbourne Park, Chelmsford. Midway through through the first half, the Mighty Saints are 2-0 down and having a shocker. Our midfield dynamo and captain for the day Solomon Sambou advances on goal, bringing a little bit of hope into the … Continue reading

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Our (FA) Cup runneth empty

The TLFs favour a late September summer holiday. I love that sentence. It sounds like the enormous TLF clan decamps to its summer residence in the country a la Jane Austen, where servants will have spent several weeks, preparing for … Continue reading

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Cars 1 Football 0

This is a football match. To be more specific, it’s the Mighty Saints against Concord Rangers. It is the natural Satday environment of TLF. This is a village fete and classic car show. It happens on a Satday. It is … Continue reading

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South Stand Upper, Row S, Seats 92 & 93

From September 1996 to May 2002, S 92 and 93 were TLF’s (not that she was TLF back then) Filbert Street constant footballing companions. This week, one of their conversations was recorded for posterity: 92: Well this is nice. A … Continue reading

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The Bard’s back in town

Shakespeare and step-mums. They know their stuff. And yes contrary to popular belief and a line from a Bogart film, it is ‘on’, not ‘of’. It is apparently a point of some debate as to what Propsero was going on … Continue reading

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Get outta my pub!

Well it wasn’t really a pub. And it wasn’t really mine. And unless you had really been at the pre-match Stella I don’t think any of the glamourous outdoor bar staff bore even a slight resemblance to that doyen of … Continue reading

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Banana bites

In theory TLF should be grateful that her first football game of the season was a five-goal thriller. Unfortunately, the majority of goals during last Tuesday night Chez Clarence Park did not go in favour of the Mighty Saints. Despite … Continue reading

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Traditional Part Two

I know. We did tradition last week. But being an open minded TLF there’s always room for some new ones. Even if they are a bit dangerous. Early Cropedy form was along usual lines. Noon was always marked with a … Continue reading

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Traditional

As you know, TLF is always partial to a bit of spontaneity, a bit of non-conformism. But tradition still has its place. Especially in the run up to the new football season. There are traditional worries. Have we signed the … Continue reading

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